Vitalik’s Quantum Red Alert

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Vitalik whispers 'quantum shift' and every seed phrase holder feels the chill. Your correspondent advises: start rotating keys or start sweating.
Vitalik just whispered “quantum shift” and every BTC maxi felt their seed phrase sweat. Timeline: 2025 → quantum computers crack 256-bit ECDSA. 2026 → your wallet becomes a charity box. Start sweating now, or start rotating keys.
Published November 21, 2025
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