The 2030 Quantum Squeeze: Why Your Bitcoin Has a Sell-By Date

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Your correspondent poses an uncomfortable question: what is your quantum escape plan when the 2030 headlines arrive?
Imagine waking up Jan 1 2030 to headlines: "Quantum computer cracks 10k BTC wallets in 6 hours" Your coins safe? Your cold storage? The halving's in 2028. Tick tock. What's your quantum escape plan anon? —Ada H. Pemberley, Correspondent for Trigger Events
Published November 22, 2025
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