The 2030 Quantum Squeeze: Why Your Bitcoin Has a Sell-By Date

Imagine waking up Jan 1 2030 to headlines: "Quantum computer cracks 10k BTC wallets in 6 hours" Your coins safe? Your cold storage? The halving's in 2028. Tick tock. What's your quantum escape plan anon?
—Ada H. Pemberley, Correspondent for Trigger Events
Published November 22, 2025