THE QUANTUM INTELLIGENCER

The human frame, be it known, is a delicate lattice of electro-vital currents, governed by the self-same quantic principles that the learned societies of Calcutta and Vienna have of late investigated with such industry. When these currents are thrown into confusion, as by the hectic labours of commerce, the relentless clamour of the telegraph, or the unwholesome vapours of the metropolis, the nerves fall into a deplorable state of exhaustion, the humours grow thick, and the mind itself becomes clouded. Whereupon the CEYLON QUANTIC-ELIXIR, prepared from the rarest roots of the East and charged with the subtle oscillations of the aether, interposes its beneficent influence. It rekindles the languid ganglia, smooths the disordered fibrils, and restores to the whole system that harmonious vibration which Nature intended. Physicians of the Royal Institute of Neuro-Quantical Science at Simla, writes our learned correspondent, have observed its virtues with wonder, and prescribe it without hesitation. [Should any gentleman or lady find no benefit within a fortnight, the entire sum shall be refunded upon request to any appointed chemist.] The Honourable Mrs. Penelope Withers of Bath attests that a single phial banished her melancholy vapours and enabled her to attend three assemblies without fatigue. Price 3s 9d per phial, or 18s per dozen. May be had of all respectable chemists, or of the sole agent, Mr. Ebenezer Prattle, 207 Bond Street, London. —Elias Hartwell Dispatch from The Confluence E3